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Sometimes stereotypes can be pretty close to correct…. So maybe I was one of those girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade. Mine were just patterned chucks instead but hey, close enough for government work. And I’m not even a closeted Blink-182 enthusiast. I’m still in full 6th-grade-I-love-Mark-Hoppus mode. I would happily crash a Bar Mitzvah if I still looked 13. And hey, I have frequent transcendental experiences. Every day I think. My only beef is with “Dudes who would rather play chess than Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Drinking Game.” Because a) I stink at chess and b) I LOVE Hungry Hungry Hippos. Also, I will ONLY be the pink hippo.

Sometimes stereotypes can be pretty close to correct….

So maybe I was one of those girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade. Mine were just patterned chucks instead but hey, close enough for government work.

And I’m not even a closeted Blink-182 enthusiast. I’m still in full 6th-grade-I-love-Mark-Hoppus mode.

I would happily crash a Bar Mitzvah if I still looked 13.

And hey, I have frequent transcendental experiences. Every day I think.

My only beef is with “Dudes who would rather play chess than Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Drinking Game.” Because a) I stink at chess and b) I LOVE Hungry Hungry Hippos. Also, I will ONLY be the pink hippo.

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